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Wednesday, 12 September 2012

The Ant and the Grasshopper

I received a brilliant email yesterday and just had to share it...

The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER This one is a little different .......Two Different Versions .....

There are Different Morals


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.


Be responsible for yourself!


The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CCN, TV1,2 & 3, M-Net
and Carte Blanche show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
The country is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog
appears on Rian with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Black..'

stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, We shall overcome.

Then Rev. Desmond Tutu has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake.

President Zooooma
condemns the ant and blames  President de Klerk, President PW Botha, HF Verwoerd and Apartheid for the grasshopper's plight.
Julius Malema
  exclaim in an interview with TV News that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper,  and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the Government drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Ant Act retroactive to the beginning of  the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of black bugs (BBE) and,  having  nothing left to  pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated under the  Government  Land Repo Act and given  to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading  friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is  in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant’s old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has  disappeared to Australia, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found  dead in a Drugs related incident, and the house, now  abandoned, is taken over  by a gang of  Nigerian spiders who terrorize and ramshackle, the once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest  of Africa with it.


Be careful how you vote in 2012

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